The Skipper called, he said the best caption wins $100!
We know a picture says a thousand words, but we want to know what it’s saying to you. Plus, we will reward the best caption a $100 gift card to SurvivalBased.com.
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If they’d had a Humless Generator, it would’ve been just an interesting weekend!
We are on an island with 3 beautiful ladies and our survival-based food, what more could anyone want. Take your time with the resue.
Mayday, mayday…the SHTF and there is a strong indicator things are not well: the government is standing first in line asking for disaster relief.
Hello Pizza Hut……..do you deliver?
I tell you it was gargantuan, Mate. The iceberg had “U.S. Deficit” written all over it!
Washington, you assured us America was ‘too big to fail.’
Prepare OR Die
I like to get the generator power. Disaster is coming.
Ok God, we got prepared. When you’re ready, we’re ready!
MAYDAY, MAYDAY!
I’d like to place an order to Food for heath for 50 buckets of survival food and one Hummer generator.! This will be charged to Thurston and Lovey Howel III. Please deliver to Gilligan’s Island. This is the Skipper….over and out!
Uh, Skipper? It’s not plugged in!
There is hope we have our survial food and Humless generator.Can’t go wrong with these to items.
Hello Survival Based….. where is that wooden footlocker of food we ordered yesterday?
Mayday,Mayday, Mayday. This is the Skipper of the S.S. Minnow. SurvivalBased we need your HELP! Why did I listen to Gilligan????
SurvivalBased kept telling us to prepare for disaster, I sure wish we had listened.
Testing: If we can survive on this island, you can, too.
“Well…. then…. uh….. If you can’t rescue us, can you at least drop us a roll of duct tape for Gilligan’s mouth?”
‘I know the radio isn’t working, but I am trying to reach FEMA so it doesn’t matter!’
Hello SurvivalBased, Gilligan forgot to load our emergency food supply, can you air drop us a couple of 200 servings food buckets and fire starter?
Where did you stash the survival food on this tub?! We’re marooned on some island with 3 gals and I need to keep up my energy!
“SurvivalBased? Skipper here. Have you thought about adding coconuts to your food options?”
Skipper, should I get ready to send smoke signals?
We prepared with SurvivalBased.
This disaster we CAN face!
Thanks SurvivalBased.
Honolulu!? S.S. Minnow here! We got this! Plenty of ballgowns and Survival based buckets on board.
We all really know how to LIVE!
Thanks To SurvivalBased.
Can you hear me now? HELP, can you hear me now? Survival Base – can you hear me now?
Hey Skipper……..Is it lunch yet ?
Who will YOU call for help? Don’t be left stranded. Be prepared!
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!, and dine at this GOLD STAR RESTARANT with SURVIVAL BASED FOOD. You certainly won’t be sorry. YOU may be able to bless others too. The time is NOW NOT LATER.
WAKE UP AMERICA!!!!!, and dine at this GOLD STAR RESTARANT with SURVIVAL BASED FOOD. You certainly won’t be sorry. YOU may be able to bless others too. The time is NOW NOT LATER.
This radio sucks professor. Gilligan, go grab the coconut transmitter so we can get the hell way from all these nagging women!!!
Prepare for crisis! Be safe than sorry.
“Mayday-mayday Firefox has crashed and we need to get to Facebook as soon as possible.”
We are safe and can survive since we called SURVIVALBASED toll free 1-855-247-3217
Don’t worry, Mate,, survivalbased food on board!!!
SB, SB, come in SB. We’re getting low on Creamy Stroganoff, Mushroom Risotto, Cereal, Potatoes, and Raspberries. Doing fine on Pineapple and Bananas ironically. Please ship UPS. By the way, whats on special. Over?
GOT CHEESEBURGERS? WILL GLADLY PAY YOU ON TUESDAY!
Wait a minute…I see what’s happening now! Now I’ve got to put all that survival-training to work…good thing I”ve prepared for this!
Wait a minute…I see what’s happening now! Now I’ve got to put all that survival-training to work…good thing I”ve prepared for this!
“SurvivalBased!…SurvivalBased!…come in SurvivalBased! Blasted radio! Oh, I knew I should have put my order in to SurvivalBased while we still had time! Now, no food, supplies or Humless Generator! How we doin’ Professor? Well, keep workin’ on it……….SurvivalBased, SurvivalBased…please come in! SurvivalBased!!!!!!!!!!!”
Food? Well, we had food, but it was all in those waterproof buckets & they all floated out of the holes in our boat!
“This is the Skipper of The Minnow to SURVIVALBASED. We had to throw our SB buckets overboard to reach land. Can you air drop more to Gilligans Island and then call the Coast Guard for rescue? …Over….”
“This is the Skipper of The Minnow to SURVIVALBASED. We had to throw our SB buckets overboard to reach land. Can you air drop more to Gilligans Island and then call the Coast Guard for rescue? …Over….”
There may not be time for the Captain to call, so get prepared!
There may not be time for the Captain to call, so get prepared!
“Yes, FOX NEWS this is Skipper. I can hear you…..please let your audience know that we had to throw our cargo overboard during the storm, but were able to keep SURVIVALBASED food buckets. I can tell you that in this emergency situation it is not only good to be able to connect through the radio but we are experiencing first hand the benefits of quality meals during this crisis.”
(I sent a previous comment but don’t see it posted so I sent another.)
There may not be time for the Captain to call, so get prepared!
Well this wasn’t suppose to happen, sure wish I had listened to those people that said prepare for the unexpected. Just didn’t think it would happen to me
“SurvivalBased!…SurvivalBased!…come in SurvivalBased! Blasted radio! Oh, I knew I should have put my order in to SurvivalBased while we still had time! Now, no food, supplies or Humless Generator! How are we doin’ on that radio Professor? Well, keep workin’ on it……….SurvivalBased, SurvivalBased…please come in! SurvivalBased!!!!!!!
should have asked for directions. Well I cant check my facebook or text messages! Wth! Please send me some survival food and silversol. How am I gonna feed my animals on farmville?
Hey Skip,you and the professor have this handled. I`m gonna take a nap.
Omg we took a wrong turn! Should have asked for directions. Thank god we have our silversol a and survival based food. Now need to check my facebook
FUNNY show…NOT fun in Real life!! Get PREPARED today!
Simply Call SURVIVALBASED today @ 1-855-247-3217
Hey Skipper, Won’t tell you I told you so but how many times did I tell you that we should be prepared for unexpected events!!!!
Hey Survivalbased! This is the Captain speaking………. we seem to have lost all that good survivalbased food that Gilligan stored in the wooden footlocker. The footlocker is missing and we can’t find it.